We’ve got obsessions I want to erase every nasty thought that bugs me...– marina and the diamonds
WOW OLD PEOPLE, QUIT DRIVING. I DON’T NEED YOUR HONDA CRVS ALL UP IN MY FACE.
I had a hole in the middle where the lightning went through it.
Life is not what it’s supposed to be. It is what it is. The way you cope with it...
FAR TOO MANY OH MEYE GAAAAHHH’S FOR ONE NIGHT. WOOF. OVERKILL.
i think gossip girl is stupid and hate when people flood my news feed talking about it like it’s real life and actually affects them. shut up and invest your time in something more worthwhile.
found people to love, left people to drown– florence and the machine
It's really cool getting dressed up and ready to...
ibad: And then not going out. this happens right as i’m about to walk out the door.
ohserena: “If there is one thing I’m known for, it’s my muffin” Betty White in the NPR snl skit
And so I cry sometimes when I’m lying in bed Just to get it all out,...
“If I could go back in time, I would lez it up...
betty white is dropping f-bombs, vag jokes AND ball jokes right now. what is going ONNNN betty white and jay-z also make a great pairing.
anyone who has the jonas brothers listed in their favorite music, probably shouldn’t be having babies of their own right now.
in all seriousness,
nathanielhabegger: i need my room mate to stop having sex with his girlfriend at the exact time of day that i have to come back to my room. TOTALLY EXCESSIVE afternoon delight.
I’m feeling like I should grab everything by the balls, but it’s...– Zoey, Nurse Jackie.
The drinking never stops because the drinks absolve our sins We sit and grow...