DAMN, YOUS A CUCKOO CRAZY BITCH!!– midnight madness in 325.
when your body is tired, exercise your mind.
What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the...– dwight schrute
I’m missing you like hurricanes I’d give them names but their waves keep...– beulah
No, I’m not a pessimist. At some point the world shits on everybody....
you have to fight to stay in control of the situation anxiety, anxiety you give...
1 MONTH. 30 DAYS. 4 WEEKS. UNTIL NO EASTERN FOR 3 MONTHS. may 21st, GET HERE FASTER.
Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.
I wonder what people like about me…Probably my jugs.– Phyllis (via dundermifflinite)
I hate them all, I hate them all. I hate myself for hating them, so I’ll...– the strokes
i can’t ever resist watching a rob and big marathon when it’s on. never apologizing.
i feel its like when i’m stressed. i sweat on you and leave glitter in my...– my glittering best friend.