June 2010
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in mexico
maxmaxmaaaax:
waking up with down in mexico stuck in my head, i’ll take it.
working another seven hour day today. all day, ‘er day with gays and gaga and tile and glaze. paycheck in t minus six days. swell.
the end.
every song is a lapdance song!
deep breaths, deep breaths, deep breaths
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http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-june-17-2010/... →
wow joe barton, be more of a douchebag.
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BP’s cut pipe is releasing 20% more oil. You know what they say - in order...
– Stephen Colbert
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My love has concrete feet
My love’s an iron ball
Wrapped around your...
you would think that a junior in college would know the correct usage of “your” and “threw” and how to form complete sentences. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE?
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Andy Bernard. Pros: he’s classy, he gets me, he went to Cornell, I trust...
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some people have real problems
Give sorrow words; the grief that does not speak whispers the o’er-fraught heart...
– William Shakespeare
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One drink to remember, and another to forget
Excuse me please, one more drink...