September 2010
one of my upcoming psych assignments is called “sperm competition”
serious competition business
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greatest feel good song ever
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I like to watch survival shows when I’m comfy in bed with a drink when the people on said show are sleeping on rocks and dealing with rattlesnakes, at which point I do not feel sorry for them.
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is it wrong to like this song?
embarrassing music...
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john c. reilly looks exactly like he did in what’s eating gilbert grape as he does now. DOES THIS MAN’S AGE NOT CHANGE?
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anyone care to read about the three theories of the origins of complex adaptive mechanisms for me? wouldn’t want to keep such things to myself.
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dear freshman assholes across the road,
i like the breeze coming from my open window, and i can’t hear my goddamn movie when you’re screaming and yelling like a bunch of animals on your front steps. totally not in the mood to deal with your bullshit tonight, of all nights, so i hope you get run over by a bus, then stampeded so i don’t have to listen to you anymore.
i also would...
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“I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me…but it’s hard to...”
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Liz: Listen, I understand that this is tough for you, but what did I tell you?
Jenna: Not to freak out?
Liz: Right, and what else?
Jenna: Stop falling in love with gay guys?
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